We don't need science to indicate how the planets were formed! The great spaghetti monster god made them out of giant meatballs. It says so right here in the holy pasta.
Planets are what is left of Giant Burnt Meatballs after the Refrigerator Fungus gets done with them, time passes and the minerals that composed the Giant Meatball will layer out with the metals quickly sinking through what is left of the Red Sauce, also known Terrestrially as Magma to the Center. Many other elements layer out in much the same way that Pastafarians say resembles that of Lasagne. Others will disagree saying that the upwelling of Redsauce in Plumes can totally disrupt the Lasagne-Layering process, however, Geologists tell us that the layers are most certainly there, giving firm substance to the Pastafarian Claims.
The Refrigerator Fungus is also the cause of higher life forms, once the Giant Meatball has been mostly consumed, competition drove life to first get on land, as meat eating plants, and then follow, as meat eating insects and fish-waddlers. Once all the Meatball was eaten up or rotten away, the animals had a choice: Eat Plants, or each other, so they did.
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Jun 13, 2018