Hopefully, Republican Sabotage won't be able to blow this one up.

It is a sad reflection of the USA's decline and fall that a single satellite launch is newsworthy.
You might have colonized Lagrange 4 and 5 and be well on your way to certain survival, but you chose to waste the nations wealth bombing some rice farmers in Vietnam.
Oh. And the rice farmers wupped your hide.

I see that you still are sucked in by well orchestrated propaganda and elect Corporate Shills.
That's not fair. You were given a choice of two Shills.

You can't really blame Americans. They are fed a not stop stream of Capitalist drivel from cradle to grave, that turns them into cattle, programmed to spend their cattle feed on trinkets sold to them by their farmer/owners.

Americans are a corporate crop, much like domesticated corn or sheep.