I ought to write a paper like this and apply for thousands in government grants.

No kidding?

Animal behavior is effected by humans?

Who would have guessed?

You sure?

I mean, where's your peer review to support these outrageously obvious claims?

Ah, I see, they paid six people to write a paper on the obvious.

Hey, maybe we can write about the sky being blue vs green.

I'm positive it's blue, but I could be mistaken, maybe I need a peer reviewed paper co-authored by six scientists to confirm that for me, just in case.